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An Absent Blog of Bookish News

Revealing the name of the seventh Beaufort Scales book, plans for the coming months, and being offline.

Lovely people, if you’re a newsletter subscriber and have already perused the last newsletter, you likely already know about my planned absence and almost-kind of-sort of plan for book releases for the rest of the year. If so, you might want to skip this blog. It’s alright, I won’t get offended. Although there is the name reveal for the new Beaufort at the bottom!

But if not (because I know not everyone is signed up for the newsletter), read on for bookish news, travel news, and too many The IT Crowd gifs, for some reason …

Firstly, thank you for being so patient in waiting for the next books, both Beaufort and Gobbelino, lovely people. As many of you know, I came home to NZ from the UK in May of last year for a brief visit with my dad, and, due to several factors, made the very unplanned decision to stay for a while. Dad passed away this May, and I’m so glad I had that extra time with him. But there has been a not inconsiderable amount of upheaval involved through the last year or so, and while the wheels didn’t come off my creativity entirely, I’m pretty sure the suspension took some damage and the steering has been way off. Plus there’s an alarm going off somewhere, and I can’t find it.

Can I just say, there is no gif more perfect to describe my writing life over the past year or so. And possibly life in general for most of us, to be honest …

All of which means my writing and publishing schedule has been even less schedule-y than usual, which is saying something. And while many things are still in flux (see ramble below about upcoming upheavals), I wanted to let you know what I can promise you as far as the rest of the year:

  • Beaufort’s seventh book is currently with my wonderful editor, and will be out on the 15th of September (pre-order here!).
  • I have the rough draft of what’s either a really long novella or a short book (knowing me, probably the latter – or longer – by the time I rewrite it) regarding What Happened In London with DI Adams done. I plan to have this out in December.
  • Gobbelino’s next two books are planned for the first half of next year – I really wanted to get the next one out before the end of the year, but in a rare flash of realistic-ness (I’m a writer, therefore it’s a word, okay?), I realised it’s just not going to happen. 
  • There will be another Beaufort next year – I’m planning to stick to one book a year for his series, so that they stay as fresh as possible.

So there we are, lovely people. Those are my bookish plans for the coming months. I’m really sorry I can’t get Gobbelino to you sooner, but I need to find where that alarm’s coming from first …

Also my life.

So that’s books. But I did mention being absent, didn’t I?

Well, I am. And yes, absent in the sense of absentminded, ha, but also absent as in not here. I am, in fact, back in Tonga, and likely without internet for a while.

While Dad and his girlfriend were luckily down in New Zealand when borders started to close over covid (Tonga is beautiful and wonderful and remote, and also the last place you want to be if you need medical attention), Dad’s boat is still up in the northernmost island group of Tonga, where she’s been sitting on a mooring untouched since the end of 2019. She’s an old steel boat that he built himself (one of my earliest memories is sitting with our golden Labrador Martha on a pile of sheets of steel that would one day become ‘Manutahi’), and she needs a lot of maintenance. 

So, all going well, Dad’s girlfriend and I are currently up there, seeing how Manutahi’s doing and sorting through as much of the personal stuff and tools and parts and spares and memories as we can in the hope that we may be able to sell her once travel is a bit more established.

We flew out of NZ on Monday, and Vava’u, the island group where the boat is, still doesn’t have decent internet restored since the eruption and tsunami, as the underwater cables haven’t been able to be repaired. Which means I’ll likely be mostly or completely offline until we get back toward the end of August. Which, good, because there’ll be plenty to deal with up here, and also, bad, because how does one survive without internet these days…?

I guess losing the undersea cable would be counted as a hard reset?

So that’s trip one.

Trip two is bigger distance-wise, but maybe not so much heart-wise. Or maybe just differently so. In mid-September I’ll head to Australia to visit my mum and other family there, then it’s on to the UK and France to see friends and eat too much good French cheese and bread and muddle some things out. 

While I’m internet-less, the lovely Robyn is keeping tabs on the Facebook page and group these days, so things will still be happening over there. Blogs and newsletters will still be happening. Writing will still be happening somewhere in there too. But my replies to comments here and to emails might be a little patchy, at least until toward the end of the month, when normal service should resume.

I mean, ‘normal’ …

But before I leave you – the seventh Beaufort Scales cosy mystery is on the way! And, of course, I was having my usual difficulties with titles. I don’t understand this particular rule of the universe, but it is a rule – writing an 80,000 word book is fine. Crafting a 150 word blurb is torture. And coming up with a three-word title is virtually impossible …

So I did the only sensible thing, which was to farm it out. The wonderful newsletter readers had the opportunity to make suggestions, as well as choose from a few of my ideas, then the lovely members of The Toot Hansell Auxiliary Facebook group took over for a final say. And now, thanks to a completely perfect suggestion from newsletter reader Erin (thanks Erin!) we have a name!

Not only that, you can get your ebook pre-orders in at your favourite retailers now (paperbacks will follow soon).

Beast Laid Plans is on the way!

PS: Lovely people, please feel free to comment away below, and I’ll reply as soon as I have internet!


Gilbert is missing.

A Beast stalks the Dales.

And the hunters are coming …

DI Adams’ missing person is a human, not a dragon. But the trails for both lead straight to the village of Eldmere, where glimpses of a mysterious Beast have drawn the attention of the nation’s monster hunters.

And where, of course, the Toot Hansell Women’s Institute and the Cloverly dragons are in hot pursuit of Gilbert. They’re not letting a valley full of weekend Yeti hunters and Nessie-loving cryptozoologists stand between them and the young dragon.

But nothing is as simple as it seems. Something strange is happening in Eldmere, and the dragons, the Beast, and the ladies of the Women’s Institute are right at the heart of it. As are the hunters, some of whom are more serious – and more dangerous – than DI Adams ever imagined.

She’s in a race to find Gilbert before the hunters do, because someone out there doesn’t just want to see a dragon. They want to finish them.

There’s more than dragon secrets at stake in Yorkshire this summer …


Beaufort Scales, book news, books, life, tonga, travel, writer's life, writing

  1. Can you fit me in when you’re in the UK? I’d love to see you and catch up!

    1. Kim says:

      I would love that! I’ll email/DM you 🙂

  2. I simply cannot wait for the upcoming book/novella/whatever it turns out to be about DI Adams. She is one of my favorite characters! Can’t wait for more Beaufort Scales, either–especially since Amazon restored my reviewer rights. (Can you believe it? I fought Amazon, and I WON!) I hope that all your travels will make your journey through grief easier. That photo at the top of this page certainly restored MY soul! Exquisite!

    1. Kim says:

      Tonga is certainly always a place that restores me – and there are so many good memories up here as well as being the place I feel Dad’s absence the most. So, it’t a mix! And it’s wonderful to hear you’re looking forward to DI Adams!

  3. Il9na says:

    Thanks for the update! I can’t wait for the new Beaufort 😍

    1. Kim says:

      That’s wonderful to hear!

  4. Glen says:

    Re realistic ness….I speak glennish myself. As in, I intend to say this, but I open my mouth, and who knows what’s really going to come out? Some entirely new word, quite often, where the word I intended ran into some other word and they both want to come out at the same time. Makes for some very inventive cuss words…..if you realize that’s what they were intended to be!

    1. Kim says:

      Ha, YES! I experience this very often. And as long we we’re understood (at least mostly), well … it works!

  5. Cathy Murray says:

    Always look forward to a new Beaufort book, and I really, really would like to know what happened to D.I. Adams in London.

    1. Kim says:

      That’s wonderful to hear! Thank you so much!

  6. Joanne Altman says:

    Dearest friend, my thoughts and kind wishes will be with you as you go through this difficult time and your travels. How you can still write through all this is absolutely amazing! Thank you for the new book. I have it pre-ordered on Kindle and look forward to it in paperback to add it to my collection of your wonderfully, happy books. If you need to reach out I’m right here for you 💗

    1. Kim says:

      Thank you so much for all the support Joanne – both in books and personally! ❤️

  7. Sara Post Lee says:

    Our loving care ges with you as you travel to finish up the sad duties and the happy reunions. Know that you have many, many lovely people who wish you well and who are holding you in our hearts. Be well, be safe, and have fun once your sad work is done.

    1. Kim says:

      Thanks so much Sara. There are a lot of good memories mixed in with the sad bits, so that helps!

  8. The double rainbows – you and your Dad. <3

    1. Kim says:

      ❤️

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