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Coconut, Almond & Blueberry Cake (Dragon Approved)

A delightfully summery cake that can be eaten with or without dragons. Preferably with, though.

As the lovely beta-readers are getting back to me with their feedback on Baking Bad, Beaufort’s first cozy mystery, I’m starting to see a trend. Well, two. One is the terrible muddling of my US and UK English (terms, not spelling), which I blame both on New Zealand’s sometimes quite hybridised version of English, and my own travelling and voracious reading. I get very confused.

The other is that everyone starts craving cake.

Firstly, apologies, current and future readers. I spend a lot of time thinking about cake (and cookies, and chocolate), and apparently my characters do, too. But cake is just so nice. It looks good and smells good and tastes even better, and nothing is more suited for calming anxious dragons.

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But dragons should not be left to bake unattended.

Cake and tea is, in fact, the answer to many of life’s questions, for dragons as well as people.

Well, me, anyway. And if it’s not the answer, it at least passes the time very pleasantly until I can think of an answer of some sort to what vexes me.

With that in mind, I thought that I would share a recipe that I believe would meet with the approval of both Beaufort Scales, High Lord of the Cloverly dragons, and the ladies of the Toot Hansell Women’s Institute, who are of course the fiercest of critics, given that Beaufort has been breathing fire over his tastebuds for quite a few centuries.

But before I get to the tasty stuff, I also realise that not everyone may be familiar with the W.I. I’m not either, really, but while I’m planning to do a blog post later on the Women’s Institute itself, here’s a little overview, so you know the sort of ladies Beaufort and Mortimer are taking tea with.

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I wouldn’t mind being known for something as nice as this.

The W.I. in the UK was first formed in 1915, with the goal of encouraging women to become involved in food production in World War I. From those roots the organisation grew and expanded, its aims broadening to provide education, skills training, and the ability for women to campaign on issues that affect them and their communities. It currently has over 220,000 members in around 6,300 individual W.I.’s, and while they’re still famed for their cookery (they became synonymous with jam-making after World War II, when they preserved over 5,300 tons of fruit, and rather perfected the technique), these days they’re as likely to be talking about climate change and digital storytelling as flower arranging and the exact consistency of an ideal Victoria sponge cake. They are, in short, entirely the sort of women who would know exactly how to deal with an over-enthusiastic dragon.

Which is lucky for Mortimer, as Beaufort really is too much for one young dragon prone to stress-shedding and comfort eating to handle on his own.

This is not a W.I. cake.

But it is excellent, and perfectly fit to serve to a dragon.

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Bakers, arm yourselves!

Coconut, Almond, & Blueberry Cake (from Yotam Ottolenghi’s “Sweet”)

  • 180g ground almonds
  • 60g dessicated coconut
  • 250g caster sugar (or regular sugar, if you’re me and that’s all you’ve got anyway, because it’s just sugar, right?)
  • 70g self-raising flour (again, if you’re me and haven’t got this, 70g flour plus just under a tsp of baking powder will do it)
  • 1/4 tsp salt
  • 4 large eggs
  • 200g unsalted butter (or again – salted works if you forget to buy unsalted) melted and allowed to come back to room temperature
  • 1 1/2 tsp vanilla extract (this is not the same as essence, but I only just noticed I used the wrong one, so…)
  • Finely grated zest of two lemons (2 tsp) (Do not eyeball this, because I did and was wrong. Luckily I did actually measure it before putting it in the mix)
  • 200g fresh blueberries (plus extra for eating while you’re mixing)
  • 20g flaked almonds

Grease and line a 23cm round cake tin (square did work, but the corners got a little overcooked. I know, I am very unprepared for proper baking, considering how much I like it). Preheat oven to 180C/160C fan/gas mark 4. Eat some blueberries.

Chuck ground almonds, coconut, sugar, flour and salt in a large bowl, and whisk to combine. Eat more blueberries.

Whisk eggs lightly in separate bowl. Add melted butter, vanilla, and zest, and whisk until just combined. Clean vanilla essence off phone.

Pour wet ingredients over dry, whisk to combine. Taste batter, because reasons. Eat another couple of blueberries.

Fold in 150g blueberries, then pour mix into tin. Hope you’ve left enough blueberries for the top.

Sprinkle remaining blueberries and almonds over top, and pop tin in the oven. Lick bowl (if you don’t mind raw eggs).

Bake for 50-55 minutes, or until skewer (ahem, or knife if you haven’t got a skewer. Honestly, this fancy baking takes so much stuff) comes out clean. Spend this time cleaning flour explosion from counters, floor, and cupboard, and finishing the leftover blueberries.

Set aside for 30 minutes to cool in tin before removing, and devour warm, cold, with cream or without.

Probably make a double batch if you’re catering for dragonish appetites.

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If you’re looking for more dragon-approved recipes, you can try some truly beautiful scones, or dragonish soup here.  Or, for those days when you just really need a cookie, here’s a recipe that may not make it into a W.I. cozy mystery, but which is really, really good. And what’s a recipe post without brownies? We best have those, too.

Now, let me know – do you enjoy recipes in books? Should I include some in Beaufort’s cozies? And what’s your favourite cake or dessert? Do you bake? Share your most dragon-friendly recipes below!

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  1. Jon says:

    Recipes in novels are fine, (especially fin ones like this) so long as they are safely segregated off to the end in an addendum, so as not to interrupt the flow of the story. Also, I have just had lunch, in which there was a distinct lack of cake, and let me tell you I am feeling very unsatisfied right now.

    1. Jon says:

      *Fun* recipes, FUN. Fin recipes tend to have more fish in them.

      1. kimwatt says:

        Which is an entirely different sort of cake, less suitably for serving with cream.

    2. kimwatt says:

      Any lunch which is lacking in cake is an unsatisfactory lunch indeed. And yes – I’m thinking a little end section of recipes could be really fin! ?

  2. I must admit I’ve been wanting to make scones and all sorts of things with flaky crusts while editing your MS right now. The only thing stopping me is that I don’t want to stop reading, because I’m having such a good time of it. I do feel lacking because I don’t have a cake or two tucked away, just in case.

    1. kimwatt says:

      I’m so glad you’re having a good time with it! I know it’s still work, but yay!! That makes me so happy ?

      Apologies for the cake cravings, though. If it helps, writing about all those baked goods is just as bad. I’m in a constant state of needing cake at the moment. And as the SO’s away, if I make one I’m going to have to eat ALL of it. Not that I couldn’t, just that it’s probably not the healthiest move…

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