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Easy Pumpkin Soup Recipe (Dragon-Approved)

Beaufort Scales, High Lord of the Cloverly dragons and aficionado of well-built barbecues…

Beaufort Scales, High Lord of the Cloverly dragons and aficionado of well-built barbecues, would like to offer his recommendations for the best way to cook rabbits.

Unfortunately, we seem to be missing some rabbits, so Gilbert is offering up an easy pumpkin soup recipe instead. He’s a little unusual for a dragon…

You’ll need a bigger pumpkin for hungry dragons …

Beaufort: Mortimer, they were right here.

Mortimer: I know, I can’t quite imagine what’s happened. There were six of them, two each and two for, ah, trials.

B: Are you suggesting I might not cook the rabbits to perfection first time?

M: Ahem. Of course not. Just that we might, um, need a couple of goes to get the recipe to where the humans can follow it accurately.

B: Ah, I see. That makes sense. It must be quite tricky, using an oven rather than just a little puff of flame.

M: Exactly.

B: So where are the rabbits?

M: Umm. Is that Gilbert? Gilbert!

Gilbert (nervously, in far too bright a voice): Hi! Hello. Ah – what’re you two up to, then?

B: Oh, we were just about to do a lovely rabbit cooking demonstration.

G (faintly): How… lovely?

M: Gilbert, we seem to be missing some rabbits. Would you know anything about that?

G: Me? No. No! Why would I know anything about it?

M: Well, there was that incident with the turkeys at Christmas.

B: Mortimer, there’s no need to accuse the lad like that. He wouldn’t steal another dragon’s dinner, would you, Gibert?

G: Umm.

M: Dammit, Gilbert! We were going to take photos and everything!

G: But they’re cute! And fluffy! And their little paws are just so, so – little! And paw-y!

M: Gilbert!

B: See here, lad, you can’t be setting people’s dinner loose like that. What’re we going to eat now?

M: What’re we going to photograph now? I promised Alice we’d do this for the WI blog!

B: I’m slightly more concerned by how long it’s been since lunch, personally.

G: I can make something.


B: I don’t mean to be rude, Gilbert, but you are a, well, vegetarian. We’re dragons.

G: So am I!

B: Well, of course you are, lad, but, well, I think I may be a little old to become a vegetarian dragon.

M: To be fair, sir, one meal won’t make us vegetarian dragons. We’ll just be dragons that ate a vegetarian meal.

G: Yes, exactly! Besides, I don’t think there’s any getting those bunnies back. They were running pretty fast.

(Beaufort growls. Gilbert looks alarmed.)

B: Alright. But if I start craving celery for breakfast I’ll be sending you out to get it.

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Easy Pumpkin Soup Recipe (Dragon-Approved)


1 dragon-approved pumpkin

1 large onion

2 cloves garlic

1 large mild chilli, including seeds (or to taste)

Approx 1 cm ginger

Sesame oil


Ground cumin

Ground coriander

Whole cardamon

Soy sauce

Veggie stock (powder or liquid)

1 165mL can coconut milk (or more if you prefer a creamier soup)

3-4 lime leaves

1 lemon

Fresh coriander


Chop pumpkin into manageable pieces – Gilbert likes a small pumpkin that he can pull into quarters easily. Remove seeds (you can eat these while you’re cooking, if you’re as passionate about pumpkin as he is). Roughly chop (with a knife or claws) onion, garlic, chili and ginger.

Heat spices in dry saucepan – dragons have difficulties with fiddly things like measuring spoons, so just shake a generous amount of each ground spice out and add 6 or more cardamon pods. Let them heat until fragrant, then add a healthy glug of sesame oil.

Add chopped veg, give it a quick stir, then drop the pumpkin on top. Add a few shakes of soy sauce and the zest of the lemon (you can scrape it with dragon scales or a grater). Cover and cook on a low to moderate heat (this is much easier on a stove than with dragon flame, which runs terribly high to scorching), checking occasionally, until the pumpkin is so soft you can scrape it off the skin with a spoon. Remove the skin, and take the cardamon pods out at the same time (count them in and out – no one wants an unexpected cardamon pod in their teeth).

Add coconut milk, lime leaves, and enough stock to cover the veg. Cover and cook on low for 10 -15 minutes, then taste for seasoning. Remove the lime leaves before blending (blend with your claws if you want, but a stick blender tends to get it smoother). Add as much extra stock as you need to get the desired consistency, then add a healthy handful of chopped coriander and some lemon juice to taste.

Serve with lots of crusty bread, and a little creme fraiche and coriander scattered on top if you’re feeling posh. Gilbert prefers just to drink it straight from the pot with no messing around, but this may be frowned upon if you have company.

Beaufort: Well, lad. I’m not saying I could ever be a vegetarian dragon, but I see your point.

Gilbert: I’ll make you jambalaya next week. It’s got okra in it.

B: Okra? Are they hard to catch?

Do you eat much vegetarian food, lovely people? What’s your favourite easy recipe, veggie or not? Feel free to share in the comments!

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  1. lattesdotter says:

    I wonder if this can be modified for butternut or acorn squash. (Types of squash that grow in North America and are a bit smaller than pumpkins. Acorn squash would probably be tasty if mildly scorched and the eaten with maple syrup. Easy to do with dragon breath).

    1. kimwatt says:

      Gilbert will applaud your cooking suggestion! And I’m pretty sure you could make it with other types of squash – I just grab whatever looks good and use it. I’m not actually a massive fan of the flavour of pumpkin, hence all the herbs and spices…!

  2. lavachat says:

    Yummy. My staple vegetarian recipes are mushroom lasagna, tabbouleh or variations on curry, and the only traditionally german one – Kässpätzle, a bastard relative twice removed of mac and cheese…

    1. kimwatt says:

      I LOVE Mac and cheese variations – I love using blue cheese and adding mushrooms and other veg. But I rarely make it because it’s so much cheese. I’ve never tried mushroom lasagne, but I think I need to. It sounds amazing!

  3. Inderpreet says:

    I love the recipe, it is easy to makes as well and it made the dragons full! Yummy.

    1. kimwatt says:

      Thank you! It is a good, quick recipe – and about the only way I eat pumpkin!

  4. Lynda Dietz says:

    Yes, setting people’s dinner loose is considered to be bad form in some cultures . . .

    Another great story, Kim! And a great-sounding recipe as well.

    1. kimwatt says:

      Thanks so much, Lynda! It’s my go-to recipe for pumpkin, because I don’t actually like the taste of the stuff – but I do love the texture and colour it gives the soup!

      And yes – setting dinner free is very bad form indeed. Luckily I’m a human of Gilbert’s sensitivities, and potatoes don’t usually run that fast.

  5. Mike says:

    I tend to go for butternut squash, rather than pumpkins but it’s all good. My favourite comfort foods though are beans on toast or baked potato and beans, depending on how much time I’ve got. I also used to like cauliflower cheese before I became a vegan, I haven’t yet found a decent vegan alternative to that though.

    1. Kim Watt says:

      I’m actually not a huge potato fan, but every now and then there’s nothing better than a jacket potato with beans – especially if there’s time to spice the beans up with some bits!

      And cheese is just one of those things that there’s no real substitute for – or not one I found while I was vegan, anyway. Things are a lot better now, but I haven’t tried a good cheese alternative yet!

  6. Sherry says:

    As a Gilbert type veggie person, I have lots of recipes that are simple. Favorites (even my family likes these) include lentil soup with dumplings, potato leek soup (with or without corn), veggie chili, sweet and sour tofu, pasta with pesto and minestrone soup. I like making quick breads. Favorites are pineapple zucchini bread, pumpkin bread and banana bread. I’m not vegan, so I do use cheese and eggs.

    1. Kim says:

      Those all sound lovely! Chili is one of my staple comfort foods.

  7. Cathy Murray says:

    I warm some cooked spaghetti in butter, add shrimp, oriental vegetables, salt, garlic powder, and a little salt. This meal takes maybe 15 minutes, and your done.Now for bonus points. I do not know if your cats, will like this. However you should have tea with this. Do not forget baked goods for dessert.

    1. Kim says:

      A fifteen minute meal is always a win! Love quick and easy options – thank you for sharing. And of course the dessert is the important bit … 😉

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