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How Do We Tackle 2022? Weirdly …

Well, that’s January done. We’ve edged our way into 2022, and it’s looking…

Well, that’s January done. We’ve edged our way into 2022, and it’s looking … weird.

Not that it’s any sort of surprise after the last couple of years. Weird has become situation normal, in many small and large ways, and we’ve adapted to it as well as we’ve been able. Sometimes it’s been almost a daily struggle to adjust, sometimes it’s been strangely okay, sometimes it’s been an unexpected opportunity to change things that weren’t working for us, and sometimes it’s been so hard it’s felt like it could crush us.

But we’ve done it. We’ve learned new ways of living. We’ve learned new ways of thinking. And for that, lovely people, we should all be wrapping our arms around ourselves in a large and well-earned hug, and saying, “You, my friend, are a most wonderful little creature. Well done you!”

(This should be accompanied by cake and a beverage of choice for maximum impact.)

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Because it is well done. And you are wonderful. And we do deserve our favourite cake and beverage of choice. Even if we maybe feel things haven’t been as hard for us as they might have been, if the adjustments have maybe not been so unwelcome – it’s still been difficult. Life changes always are. And simply existing in a world where every news outlet’s yelling on our phone or TV or radio about what can sometimes feel like the end of all things, and social media grabs the worst of these and twists and distorts and amplifies them until turning on our phones in the morning can feel like being a meercat peeking out of its burrow looking for a predator that’s almost certainly right behind us, well …

Give yourselves a little credit, lovely people. Things have not been easy. Just because it’s maybe been harder for others in no way means that it’s been easy for you.

And, look. Things have been weird. And lockdowns and isolation and blurred years where every day’s the same but also vaguely, terrifyingly, unfamiliar have probably made us all at least a little weird. Or weirder.

So I say embrace it. Let your weird, beautiful little heart loose. Wave your weird flag. And if you were already doing so, wave it harder. Everyone’s weird. The world’s weird.

And you know what? I’m good with that.

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And here are some weird news stories to prove to you that yes, the world’s way ahead of us on this …


A Roomba Flees a Cambridge Hotel

The main consequence would be that I definitely wrote a short story about this, which will be in not this week’s newsletter, but one later in the month. Because how could I not write a story about an escaped Roomba?

“A robot vacuum cleaner made a break for freedom after giving staff the slip at a Travelodge hotel.

The automated cleaner failed to stop at the front door of the hotel in Orchard Park in Cambridge on Thursday, and was still on the loose the following day.”

– BBC News, 22nd Jan 2022

Which is delightful in itself (I can see the Roomba dodging staff and bolting for the door), but links in the story also led to other articles regarding police investigating an intruder only to find the culprit was a Roomba, and also a problem with drunk Roombas. Which makes me feel that the robot uprising is off to an inauspicious start, and for which I’m grateful.

The New Releases That Sank

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Not sank as in they didn’t do well. Sank as in every copy has reportedly fallen off a ship. Which is truly unfortunate and also the sort of thing I guess I need to add to my list of author fears now?

“There are problems you can anticipate, and then there are problems you cannot anticipate. A problem you cannot anticipate might be: “All the books are at the bottom of the Atlantic Ocean.” And yet here we are.”

– Grub Street, 27th Jan 2022

Cats Take Vitamix Hostage

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If you haven’t followed this on social media, you’re missing an absolute (very sweary) treat. It’s the drama we all need in our lives.

“It is silly and ridiculous and very low stakes and not an actual problem and just something that people can laugh at,” she adds. “Everything is so overwhelming and so painful right now that people are desperately in need of things they can just laugh at.”

– NPR, 14th Jan 2022

We do need that. So I highly recommend heading to the cats’ FB page to read the whole saga, as long as the language doesn’t bother you. It’s exactly the sort of news I’ve been looking for.

A Treasure-Hunting Badger

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To continue in the animal theme, a badger in Spain has discovered what might be largest hoard of Roman coins discovered in the country.

“It wasn’t looking for them intentionally, so perhaps was a fluke rather than something to be repeated …”

– Metro UK, 12th Jan 2022

I think they may not be giving the badger enough credit there. How do they know?

Mass Ostrich Escape in China

I realise this should probably have been filed with the escaping Roombas. Ostriches and robot vacuums, reclaiming their freedom … Most have been recaptured, and none have been hurt, but I’m going to guess that the local police may not have had training in this.

“They then made the most of their freedom, charging down deserted streets in Chongzuo city, in south China’s Guangxi province, early on Saturday morning …”

– Metro UK, 11th Jan 2022

Australian man attempts to break into hangar on red tractor to steal helicopter

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Headline copied verbatim, as it’s honestly a work of art. The detail! The questions it raises! And there really isn’t much more detail in the story, but I need to know more about this. I do.

“Police said the man attempted to steal the helicopter by using the tractor, before triggering the hangar’s emergency alarm.

The man abandoned the mission and attempted to flee the scene.”

– Stuff NZ, 26th Jan 2022

How was he going to use the tractor to steal the helicopter? Was he going to tow the helicopter away? Airlife the tractor? What was happening here?

Two Men Take Dead Man to the Post Office

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I had some mixed feelings about sharing this, as it was a truly awful thing to do to the deceased, but there was something so decidedly 2022 about it that I felt it was worth a share. This is the sort of thing I probably wouldn’t write a story about, as who would believe it? (As opposed to escaping Roombas.)

“The deceased pensioner was described in reports as being “propped up” by the men as they walked into the building in County Carlow on Friday morning.”

– Guardian, 22nd Jan 2022

52 World Records in 52 Weeks

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I think I know where all the toilet paper went.

I can’t decide if I’m more impressed by the skill (all that juggling! And the juggling with axes! And balancing!) or bemused by just how specific some of the records are (“most ping pong balls caught in shaving foam on the head in thirty seconds”). But good effort. And the video in the article is very much worth a watch.

“Rush started the year off on Jan. 4 by stacking wet bars of soap with his neighbor, he explained in a blog post last week. From there, his missions included bouncing ping pong balls, catching fruit and marshmallows in his mouth, juggling and doing various tasks very quickly.”

– NPR, 27th Jan 2022

“A Real-life Aquaman”

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This one isn’t weird news, but it is utterly incredible. In the tsunami that followed the eruption in Tonga, Lisala Folau was swept off Atata island by a six-metre wave and carried offshore. He swam and floated for twenty-six hours before finally making it to the main island and finding help.

“Folau first reached ground on Toketoke Island. He said he saw a police boat heading back towards Atata around 7 a.m. and waved a rag at it as it passed by, but it did not stop for him.

From there Folau said he set off for the island of Polo’a, a journey that lasted from about 10 a.m. to 6 p.m. He then swam to Sopu, which is on the western edge of the capital, Nuku’alofa, on the main island of Tongatapu.”

– NPR, 20th Jan 2022


And that, lovely people, is your reminder that the world can be weird in wonderful ways as well as terrible ones. And that a little weirdness in our lives is a lovely thing.

Tell me, lovely people – have you seen any weird or wonderful news recently? Share away below if so!

Stay weird, lovely people. It’s what makes you so perfectly wonderful.

Edit: I just found this on the BBC and I had to add it. Had to. It delights me.

Royal souvenirs have ‘Platinum Jubbly’ misprint

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This may be the only time I’ve ever been remotely interested in a royal souvenir …

“A spelling mistake on thousands of pieces of Platinum Jubilee merchandising, calling it the “Platinum Jubbly”, is proving a challenge for souvenir sellers …”

BBC News, 2nd Feb 22

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  1. Lynda says:

    I would totally buy a Jubbly plate. Never a regular one, as I hold no particular affection for celebrities, royal or not. But you’d think souvenir sellers would see those oopses as incredible opportunities instead of a challenge. My goodness! They’re true collectors’ items that people will be scrambling for in a handful of years, paying millions for. Even the queen looks surprised to be on that plate.

    I love all the examples of weirdness. THOSE CATS. Oh my gosh. The page just gets funnier and funnier.

    1. Kim Watt says:

      The cat saga was just all the best goodness in the world. I ADORED it! And it was a complete masterclass on how to make a story about essentially nothing unputdownable. I have so many happy feels over it!

      And YES on the Jubbly plate. They really would be collector’s items, particularly for any Del Boy fans. Although it’s true that the queen’s portrait is actually a little alarming ….!

  2. Wayne Sorlie says:

    Any chance of the full story of DI Adams in London? I have only just started reading (and enjoying) the books and am intrigued by the references to her situation in London. I can kind of figure it out , but would love to know the whole story.
    Thank you.

    1. Kim Watt says:

      Hi Wayne – thanks so much for stopping by and commenting! I’m really glad you’re enjoying the books, and also that the DI Adams situation has you intrigued 😉 As it happens, I do have plans to do the story of What Happened in London – no release date planned yet, but I have a rough draught of the story already, as I got a bit curious too! I hope you enjoy the hints in the meantime 🙂

  3. Carolyn says:

    Thank you for making me hoot with laughter on a Sunday morning. I knew about the Roomba escaping as it was on the local news but drunken Roombas cheered me. I love weird tales but did feel horribly sorry for the man losing his books to Davy Jones’s Locker.

    1. Kim Watt says:

      Losing all those books would’ve been just such a blow! On the flip side, Davy Jones would’ve been eating well after that … 😉

      And my pleasure on bringing a bit of fun to a Sunday morning! Very happy to help where I can. We all need more laughs at the moment.

  4. Jean Hall says:

    All those stories made me laugh. I can just see the Roomba making a break for it, and drunken Roombas would really be something to see. I can’t imagine seeing ostriches running down the street. Thanks for the funny stories!

    1. Kim Watt says:

      I’m so glad you got a laugh from them! I did adore the idea of escaping Roombdas – although escaping, drunken Roombas would, of course, be even better, but we can’t have everything… 😉

  5. MARIE CORDALIS says:

    Honestly I’m not sure I’d know “Not Weird “ if I met in a dark alley on the way home 😉 In some ways it feels like I finally am in sync with the world. I’ve always been a little weird after all 🙂
    If I were that poor author I’d be thinking about mounting a book retrieval expedition.
    The Roombas! And I LOVED The great Vitamix takeover 😻 I of course was rooting for the cats 🙂

    1. Kim Watt says:

      One of the great joys of social media is discovering that everyone’s a little weird, I reckon. Of course, some of us elevate it to an art form, but it’s reassuring not to be alone! 😉 And the Vitamix takeover was just wonderful – what I love is that so many of us (me included) would probably just have pushed the cats off and got on with things, but they brought so much laughter to so many people. Just fantastic!

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