{"product_id":"the-maxisuck-3000","title":"The MaxiSuck 3000","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"book-tagline\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMaxiCorp Presents: The MaxiSuck 3000 – Because Your Floors Deserve More!\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"book-tagline\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"book-description-box\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"book-description\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\"It took me an inordinate amount of time to get the MaxiSuck back in its original box, and it ran over my toes twice, as well as the cat’s tail. I hope this is not a recurring problem, and I look forward to trying the new model.\"\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e###\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThank you for contacting MaxiCorp Customer Reslutions! We're decidated to ensuring* your MaxiHappiness through our wide range of household and garden MaxiHelpers. Maximise your life with MaxiCorp, your companion in all tech innovations!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e*This is not legally binding. Your experience may vary. Please keep pets and small children away from the MaxiGleam furniture polisher until further notice. We're working on a solution.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMaxiCorp, Innovating the Ordinary since 1987!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e###\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eShort stories are delivered via Bookfunnel. You can find directions on how to load them onto your e-reader \u003ca rel=\"noopener\" href=\"https:\/\/kmwatt.com\/pages\/how-to-load-your-book-onto-your-e-reader\" target=\"_blank\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ehere\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e if you need a little help!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Kim M. Watt","offers":[{"title":"eBook","offer_id":58138562658687,"sku":"S1KMWP100081","price":1.49,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0905\/1783\/2063\/files\/Maxisuck.png?v=1786201258","url":"https:\/\/kmwatt.com\/products\/the-maxisuck-3000","provider":"Kim M. Watt","version":"1.0","type":"link"}