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a reader's 12 day of christmas

The Reader’s 12 Days of Christmas

In which I have another shot at ruining 12 days of Christmas, as if I haven’t already done that enough …

writers 12 days of christmas

The Writer’s 12 Days of Christmas

In which I mangle a beloved Christmas song for the sake of my own amusement.

The Real Night Before Christmas (a re-telling)

‘Twas the night before Christmas, and in Santa’s workshop,
No one was slacking, they worked on non-stop.
The elves were all hungry, their feet were all sore,
And no one had slept for six days or more …