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What I Write (Because it’s not what I thought it was)

Apparently there are these things called elevator pitches, and I should…

Apparently there are these things called elevator pitches, and I should have one. In theory, it’s a quick and hopefully irresistibly interesting way to answer the dreaded question: “So, what do you write?”

My replies, so far, have included:

“Ah. Um. Well. Yes. It’s hard to explain.”

“Well, there’s a, uh, young girl, and some cats, and, well – it’s complicated.”

“I’m not very good at words.”

Not making any of these up, by the way. I still shudder in embarrassment at the last one, although it was about the most accurate of them all. And pretty self-evident by that stage of the conversation.

What I Write - cosy mysteries, cozy mysteries, dragons, fantasy, humour, fun reads, easy reads, feel-good reads

I am bad at the words. Go away.

But I don’t think I’m much better at explaining it with non-talking words, either. There’s all these other people out there, confidently saying, “I write historical romance.” Or, “I write high fantasy.” Or, “I write satirical treatises about satyrs in silk pyjamas treating themselves to spa days.” Or something like that. I don’t know – but they know what they’re writing, is my point.

I have no idea what I’m writing. (This is a separate issue from having no idea what I’m doing on a regular (permanent) basis, just so you know the level of cluelessness going on around here.)

I mean, I know what my story’s about. It’s a cosy mystery with dragons. And this one over here? That’s about a reaper who prefers baking to hanging out in graveyards, and who has become the reluctant mother to a litter of baby ghouls. That one there is about the problems of entering into the organ trade with gargoyles, and the one in the corner is about what happens when Glenda joins the Apocalypse. I know what they’re about.

What I Write - cosy mysteries, cozy mysteries, dragons, fantasy, humour, fun reads, easy reads, feel-good reads

Maybe it’ll tell me in here somewhere.

But, holy cow. How do you describe that to someone?

I tried out “humorous contemporary fantasy,” but that bored me before I even got it out of my mouth. Cosy mysteries with dragons is closer to the mark, but then what about poor Glenda, and Gertrude the reaper, and Aggie the gargoyle? That’s a bit mean, to just leave them out. And Gothic Comedy, which a writer friend jokingly suggested for the gargoyle story, while wonderful, doesn’t quite fit either.

Which means that I still have zero idea what genre I’m working in, and if people ask my current response is “funny fantasy adventures.” Which still doesn’t sound right, but it ticks a few boxes, so it’ll have to do for a conversation stopper (trust me, no one has asked anything more after that).

What I Write - cosy mysteries, cozy mysteries, dragons, fantasy, humour, fun reads, easy reads, feel-good reads

Stop asking me. I’m not even on the same bench as you.

I used to write horror (I know, let me wait while you laugh. But I did. Honest. Or I tried to). That was easier to classify. But as my writing has evolved over the years (and I’ve been doing it for a lot of years, on and off), I found that horror stopped feeding whatever it was that I needed. I didn’t get desensitised, I got over-sensitised. I don’t watch gory movies much unless there’s a good reason for all that gore (exceptions are made, obviously, for wonderfully bad horror movies such as Black Sheep. Those are amazing). I still read horror, but I’m picky. Exceptionally so – bloodshed needs to have good reason. Detailed descriptions of disembowelling are more likely to turn me off than scare me. I like creepy stuff still, but I can look at BBC News if I want senseless violence and hatred and anger. So my writing shifted, and became something entirely different, which I’m happy with.

I guess we always write what we need, at some level.

What I Write - cosy mysteries, cozy mysteries, dragons, fantasy, humour, fun reads, easy reads, feel-good reads

Yes, I used to write dark stuff. No, it didn’t ALWAYS devolve into chickens saving the universe. Not always. 

However, I’d quite like to, you know, be a bit clearer about stuff. Lots of stuff, really, but we can start with writing, because Life is a bit large to tackle in one blog post. That’d take at least a couple. And it seems to me that if I want to start expanding my little universe of snarky cats and fast-talking demons from short stories to books (as is my intention right now), then I need to actually be able to tell people what I’m doing, and preferably in a way that doesn’t make them go, “Really? Huh,” before mentioning that the weather was nice last weekend.

So the other week I did one of those little FB challenges that come around now and then when you’re in excellent writing groups like this one. The challenge was run by a marketing type person who was absolutely excellent, and while I had doubts that I could actually clear anything up in my head in three days, it was worth a shot, right?

What I Write - cosy mysteries, cozy mysteries, dragons, fantasy, humour, fun reads, easy reads, feel-good reads

These days, I think of hordes of the undead, and end up with zombie mice. *shrugs*

This was a freebie challenge, and I don’t know if she’ll run it again, but wow – if you get the chance, and you want to figure out what your stories are actually about, it’s really worth it. It took me maybe twenty minutes over the first two evenings, then time to watch the videos, but if I’d had any idea about who my ideal reader was or what I was actually writing going in, I’m sure it would have been quicker.

And now I can confidently say that I know what my stories are about. That I know what I write, which, for someone like me, who really couldn’t even narrow down a genre, is something kind of wonderful indeed.

So what do I write, after all that? Well, turns out that it wasn’t about the gargoyles or the dragons or even the cats so much after all. Turns out these odd little tales are really about an escape from the general swamp of bad news that we find ourselves in. They’re about feel-good stories and friendship and relationships that aren’t necessarily romantic. They’re about somewhere that may be peopled by unusual characters and even monsters, but where you can feel you’re coming home to somewhere safe. And do you know what? I love that. I love that so much. This is what I want to write. This is what I want to give you. I’m never going to win a Pulitzer or be shortlisted for the Booker, but that’s never worried me (it wasn’t like I thought my horror writing would get me there, either). I don’t want to break hearts with my writing. I want to help patch them up a little. If one person can read my stories and come away feeling even a tiny bit better about the world and themselves, I’m happy.

What I Write - cosy mysteries, cozy mysteries, dragons, fantasy, humour, fun reads, easy reads, feel-good reads

I like feel-good.

I’m more than happy. I’m – I’m made up. That’s not an expression I even use, but it fits here. I’m made up.

So, then – I’m Kim. I write funny, magical, feel-good books. They’re about things like tea-drinking, mystery-solving dragons, and baking-obsessed reapers cleaning up the streets of Yorkshire towns. But mostly they’re about friendship and lifting each other up, and will remind you that life and people can be very wonderful indeed.

And I hope so, so much that they bring you something that helps soothe your heart.

What I Write - cosy mysteries, cozy mysteries, dragons, fantasy, humour, fun reads, easy reads, feel-good reads

And if all else fails, here’s a photo of a cat. That always makes me feel better.

Now, tell me, lovely readers! What genres do you like? Are you picky? Do you read everything? And, lovely writers – what do you write? Tell me below (and link to your blogs and/or author pages – I need new books)!

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  1. Jon says:

    Well, I could have told you that! Your stories always make me feel good, anyway. If slightly jealous of your storytelling abilities … As for what I write … Can the difficult questions wait till I’m awake, please?

    1. kimwatt says:

      Aw, thank you! That’s the best thing to hear! 🙂 But what are you jealous for?? You write fantastic stories, as evidenced by everyone cheering Aiella and Dartea on. You have such a fantastic way of combining humour, adventure and emotion – it takes a deft touch to do that.

      Shall we just say we write good stories? That seems to cover most bases.

      1. Jon says:

        I concede I may be able to write characters and humour. But what I admire about your writing is that you can tell *stories* , which I absolutely suck at. I struggle to know what happens next. I have a book that has been stuck in plot hell for four years.

        1. kimwatt says:

          There’s no *may* about it. You write characters and humour wonderfully! And as far as stories go, I’ve enjoyed every one of yours I’ve read, and I’ve never once thought, “Is this GOING anywhere?”

          Plus, if it makes you feel any better, I spent three days and about four packets of post-it notes planning out my current story (it was mostly already in my head, else it would have taken longer). I’m now on day three of writing and I may as well give the plan to the cat for use as a pretty bed…

          1. Jon says:

            Ah, well, I only show people the ones that did go somewhere. You should see the plot morass my comic fantasy novel has descended into.

          2. kimwatt says:

            I have three novels in a drawer that are going nowhere, ever. Sometimes we need practice runs!

  2. Lynda Dietz says:

    What a wonderfully apt description of your writing! It sounds like this marketing person helped you quite a bit.

    Of course by now you know how much I love your writing. And I wouldn’t have been able to pinpoint why, either, except that it always makes me smile. I like that there are deep relationships without having to deal with romance, because that’s true to life, even if talking cats and dragons aren’t (I think).

    1. kimwatt says:

      I won’t tell Beaufort you said that… ? And thank you so much – it’s SO good to hear that it makes people smile! It honestly is the most amazing thing to think that my strange little stories can do that. It makes me very, very happy indeed.

  3. Carolyn says:

    I’m wary of putting myself into genres – I read what the fancy takes me to. There is a great pleasure in your cozy fantasy murder mysteries…….. And of course Beaufort and Gobbelino (etc) are real because we believe in them.

    1. Kim M Watt says:

      YES – belief does make things real ❤️ And genres are tricky things. I seem to have touchstones I gravitate to in both writing and reading, rather than actual genres. Which is unhelpful when explaining anything…!

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