Audio Short: Things That Go Bump in the Night

Scratching in the walls.
Groaning in the attic.
The creak of a closet door ...

All of this used to work. But these days, even a good haunting of the moors and a bit of wailing in the village is more likely to get you reported for antisocial behaviour than start a decent panic.

It's unacceptable. There has to be another way to put the frights on humans.

And a certain enterprising trio is determined to find it – as long as the lure of apple shampoo doesn't prove too distracting ...

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For those who prefer monsters in their ears to on the page ... read aloud by your author, who would like to stress yet again that she is not a voice actor, and is much better at the words in print than the spoken ones. But I hope you enjoy it!